JG-inKorporated

I Sing Like A BABY

Lyrics by Jacob Hood

Original Song by a Huge Butt-Hole

Lyrics:

JUSTIN:

*Infant sounds* As a singer, I'm semi-alright,

But why the hell am, I in the limelight?

Just a random kid in the public eye,

With a voice, five octaves way-too high.

I was a no name, with coconut hair,

Now thanks to Usher, I am everywhere.

All I do is shun true talent away,

As I dance around, looking incredibly gay...

Singing like a baby, baby, baby, *infant giggles*,

Like a baby, baby, baby, *infant giggles*.

Like a baby, baby, baby, *infant giggles*,

Repeating "baby" saves me from writing real lyrics.

Baby, baby, baby, *infant giggles*,

Like a baby, baby, baby, *infant giggles*.

Like a baby, baby, baby, *Infant giggles*,

Makin' my mother so proud ... proud.

Of all the music available for free,

Why is all the attention geared at me?

I make myself out to look like a major tool,

Singing about romance in Elementary school.

All my videos, rehash the same scenes,

My only fans are, tone-deaf preteens.

It's clear to see ... see ... see ... see...

That it's down the toilet for the Music Industry...

I'm singing like a baby, baby, baby, *infant giggles*,

Like a baby, baby, baby, *infant giggles*.

Like a baby, baby, baby, *infant giggles*,

What do they see in me? I'm not even all that attractive...

Baby, baby, baby, *infant giggles*,

Like a baby, baby, baby, *infant giggles*.

Like a baby, baby, baby, *infant giggles*,

Why is this crap put out into the mainstream?

LUDACRIS: When I was 23, I caught Pedo-fever.

Lost my adult friends, and now hang out with Justin Bieber.

Though I'm a grown man, and it's kind of naughty,

I'm gonna openly fantasize, over my childhood hottie.

She was a sight to behold,

One good looking thirteen year old.

I'd peer into her window, watch her sleep,

She turned me into a massive creep.

And I'm in this song JUST to say,

I obsess over her to this day.

Wow, someone remind me to fire my agent when this is over...

JUSTIN:

Baby, baby, baby, *infant giggles*,

Like a baby, baby, baby, *infant giggles*.

Like a baby, baby, baby... *infant giggles*...

Posted by JG-inKorporated on January 16, 2011 at 2:03 AM

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